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Sunday, August 2, 2009
YOYOYO findin ting to do.. here some copyrighted jokes.. hehehe A trucker has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says: “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!” The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal.” The trucker replies: “Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick.” Another one.. A guy went into a bar one day and said to the bartender, “Give me six double vodka.” The barman says, “Wow! you must have had very bad day.” “Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.” The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, “I’ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!” On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, “What the hell? Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?” “Yes, my wife…” Tat all bah -.- |